Based on the 2009 film (one of our favourites!) the story follows primary school teacher Mr Maddens’ attempt to stage a nativity play, with hapless teaching assistant Mr Poppy both helping and hindering.
A little white lie gets out of hand and soon the whole town believes that Hollywood producers are coming to film the show. The web of lies untangles, but there’s plenty of comedy and festive fun along the way!

Sent to Coventry
The action flits between two rival schools in Coventry, and audiences can expect all the jokes, songs and silly situations from the film. There are new songs too, but in all honesty these are a mixed bag and some are forgettable – it’s the classics from the film that really shine. Highlights include Nazareth, She’s the Brightest Star and toe-tapper Sparkle and Shine. Out of the new songs, we especially enjoyed Mr Poppy’s My Very First Day at School and Dear Father Christmas.
Perpetual big-kid Desmond Poppy is played by Adam Sowter. He’s likeable, with as many t-shirts as he has impressions. His keyboard skit during the ‘Ordishuns’ is a treat, and he’s the teaching assistant any primary school child would dream of. Daft as a brush, and yet suitably annoying towards his new classroom colleague.

Mr Maddens (Alex Hogg) doesn’t have much to play with in a role that is largely a grumpy primary school teacher, but he fits the part well and has good chemistry with Jennifer. Alexandra Mather plays the girlfriend who moved to Hollywood; she sings well and is believable in the role.
That’ll Teach You
There are too many to name individually in this large cast but Alison Taylor returns to play Mrs Bevan. She embodies the stereotypical primary school headteacher, and we feel her frustration as the Ofsted inspection looms and the Hollywood lie is exposed.
Straight-laced Gordon Shakespeare (Jonny Holbeck) from Oakmoor Prep school clearly relishes the role, although sometimes strays into panto villain territory. His pupils are rigidly disciplined and suitably abhorrent in the smug Five Star Review / Better Than You.

The child actors are having the time of their life, and – sorry adults – often upstage their older co-stars! The audition sequence is a delight, and their rendition of Dear Father Christmas really tugs on the heartstrings.
Special mention to Angel Gabriel Dan Tomlin, who flies around the stage delivering Good News with plenty of sass! Ellen Dickson’s Katelyn brims with energy and is truly a ‘little pocket of stardust’. OIlie (Hughie Clelland) stands out as both Joseph and a rapping boy-band Wise Man.
Cracker the dog returns to plenty of ‘ahhs’ too – and the pooch is perfectly well behaved. Good boy.
Jesus, Mary and Joseph

In the 2022 production we mentioned that there were issues with sound, with some of the best lines getting lost due to lack of mics or technical blips. Things have somewhat improved this year, however there are still some lost lines. Some songs are too loud and can grate, and Herod’s Rock Opera is just indistinguishable screams and noise. We couldn’t make out any of the lyrics here.
The design largely hits the mark, and the stage transforms from classroom to cathedral smoothly. The Nativity production has that charming school show feel, with cardboard buildings and plenty of colour, fairy lights and glitter!
Pick Me Up Theatre do an admirable job bringing the story to life. It’s worth noting that this is an amateur production, in the sense that none of the cast are paid professionals. Whilst it’s not as slick or polished as other Christmas shows we’ve already seen this season, the energy and enthusiasm certainly (sparkles and) shines!

Just as with a primary school nativity, there are a few stumbled lines, late cues and early entrances but nothing unforgiveable, again especially as this is not a professional show. Pace definitely dips in the second act, but once we get to the staging of the actual Nativity it builds to a fulfilling festive finale.
It’s one to consider if you’re looking for a cheaper alternative to panto, and want to support a local theatre company giving it their all. Oh and you’ll be singing Sparkle and Shine all the way home!

Nativity! The Musical runs at Grand Opera House York until Saturday 3rd December, book at www.atgtickets.com/shows/pmu-presents-nativity-the-musical/grand-opera-house-york/

Disclaimer: Tickets were kindly provided for this performance, however all opinions are honest and are our own.
