Christmas at Northwood, Northwood Trail and Fairy Sanctuary, December 2022

On a cold but sunny December day we returned to Northwood’s Trail’s Fairy Sanctuary, having reviewed the Fairy Trail and Magician’s Bothy at Jollydays Glamping earlier this year…

Branching Out

The forest experience was as magical as we remembered, in fact even more so with the added lights. A day out in the fresh air was just the tonic before the big day too! Bring wellies though, it’s muddy in parts.

This was our first visit at Christmas though so what did we make of it? Our experience was running nearly thirty minutes late, and it wasn’t explained why so there was some confusion and unrest amongst the large group of 40-50 people. Eventually though, the host arrived dressed in green carrying a bowl of glass beads.

Don’t expect a soft toy or book as a gift here, instead children get a more symbolic magic wishing stone (the glass bead) and a small chocolate coin. The stone is used to make a wish with Lady Winter, a wish that can only be made to help themselves or help others.

A nice touch in a world of wishing for ‘stuff’, and children were excited to receive a silent nod or bow from Lady Winter…indicating the presence of fairy magic!

After dropping one stone in a well, and saving one to take home, it was on to meet the big man himself. Northwood’s take on Santa is a much more authentic St Nicholas, complete with grey beard and flowing green robes. It was disappointing though to see him stop his music with his phone, and jarred with this ethereal take on Father Christmas.

Picture This

His woodland den is a marquee decked with hundreds of twinkling lights, glistening ornaments and fairy houses. A stunning setting, and beautifully designed. Unfortunately though St Nick is fully backlit with the fairy lights and his face is in shadow so some expression is lost. This also means a photo opportunity at the end doesn’t really work, and using a flash only washes the scene out.

Those wanting a photographic memento of the day may be left disappointed. A shame, as Santa is resplendent in his green robes and glowing wreath. I couldn’t get any useable photos in the marquee, so this shot comes from the website, and a previous set design.

There isn’t a one-to-one with Santa here either. St Nick asks all the children their name and, later, asks a few what they want for Christmas. He involves them in the story too, but there isn’t time for the more personal moments that some families would hope for.

These issues aside, the visit is uniquely different in its focus on forest magic, fairies and storytelling over toys and elves. Whilst older children and teens seemed disinterested, many children in our group were enchanted by the tale of Silver Cloggs the fairy. The concept of exploring the origins of fairytales (and fairy tails) is interesting, and our two boys – aged six and nine – were gripped for the most part.

The story is long and a little complex for very young children but well told, and there is some interaction. However, I feel like a trimmed story, more interaction and more time to meet with St Nicholas at the end would make for a better experience all round.

Mulling it Over

The visit lasts around an hour, and includes a cup of mulled wine or non-alcoholic punch for the adults. We enjoyed this in the magical café, which fits the rustic woodland theme. A mini hot chocolate went down a treat too.

Be sure to take a peek in the enchanting Fairy Museum too, a treasure trove of trinkets and imagination-sparking artefacts.

At £12.95 for children and £16.95 for adults, we were at surprised at the higher ticket price for the accompanying parents, even with the mulled wine or punch. The family ticket option at £49.90 is a saving of almost £15 on the individual tickets and seems better value.

This isn’t your typical Santa visit, there’s no talk of naughty or nice (thankfully, as we’re not fans of this whole concept), and little emphasis on presents, elves and reindeer. One to consider if you’re looking for a alternative that does away with all the glitter and trappings of the season in favour of a more gentle and authentic experience.

It’s refreshingly different, and with a few refinements it could be really magical. Tickets start at £12.95 and can be booked at https://northwoodtrail.digitickets.co.uk/tickets

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These ratings are based solely on the Christmas offering. We highly recommend the Fairy Trail all year round as a magical outdoor experience.

Disclaimer: Tickets were kindly provided for this performance, however all opinions are honest and are our own.

All New Adventures of Peter Pan, York Theatre Royal, December 2022

The Hatter family loved Cinderella last year and we applauded the theatre for bringing something fresh and new to York, even dubbing it the best we’d seen in many a year! With expectations soaring, we set sail for this year’s festive offering by Evolution Productions….

As the name suggests, the All New Adventures of Peter Pan is not the beloved tale of the boy who never grew up. Yes there are similarities, but the creative team go to great lengths to make the show different – from renamed characters, subverted roles and plot tweaks aplenty.

Motley Crew

Jason Battersby takes on the title role of Peter Pan. He flies and tumbles through the air with ease, and acts and sings well too. From Now On and Take That hit Rule the World are both highlights. Elsewhere, Revolting Children and Proud Mary are the real crowd-pleasers!

Robin Simpson dons the frocks n’ wigs again, this time as Mrs Smee….more maritime than Manky. He’s a credit to the show – and to the world of panto – and it’s our magic wish that he returns year on year. He could quickly become the new dame in town!

Paul Hawkyard’s Captain Hook strikes a balance between being menacing but not entirely ba-ba-bad to the bone (Cinderella 2022 reference!) A self-confessed fan of the boos, he relishes every moment. His mop-swinging song solo is a clean sweep of entertainment, featuring strong vocals and a rocking guitar riff. He really had a handle on it (sorry, not sorry!)

Faye Campbell also returns to York, switching Cinder’s rags for Lizzie Darling’s PJs. Bubbly and likeable, she connects with the audience quickly and has that childlike enthusiasm and wonder that is hard to fake. Another strong vocalist too, especially in duets with Pan.

BAFTA award-winning Maddie Moate is the CBeebies link for this year, and is a triumph of casting. A perfect Tinkerbell, she looks the part and, crucially, plays the feisty fairy to a tee. As with Andy Day last year, her presence as a TV star doesn’t dominate the show. Oh and she rocks those funky glittered Converse! Do You Know who might fill the spot next year? Mr Tumble? Mr Bloom? Time will tell!

Jonny Weldon as Starkey adds even more comedy, with plenty of jokes and all the daft silliness you’d expect from the role. He quickly became a firm favourite with our two boys.

Special mention must go to acrobatic troupe The Black Diamonds who come on leaps and bounds (literally) and add a similar circus element to last year’s aerial hoop act. A limbo act sets the bar very low…and no that’s not a criticism!

Barrel of Laughs

Gags fly fast, and the show packs in more puns than you can shake a hook at. To reveal any here would spoil the fun, but a fish-based routine is pure nautical nonsense! Yes, not every gag hits – something I can relate to in my own shows – but some really stand out, and extra fun comes from gags occasionally flopping like a…well…wet fish.

From slapstick comedy and boat-based shenanigans, to gently teasing an audience member, it’s easy to find your happy thoughts in this production.

Flagging Things Up

At 2 hours and 30 minutes with an interval, this is a long panto for little landlubbers. It could perhaps benefit from a few swings of a cutlass here and there, a few minor chops and edits. Like a well-dressed crocodile, it would make the pace more…snappy. I imagine this will come later (alligator) as the run progresses, and the cast sink their teeth into the material.

The show felt like it got off to a slow start; introducing the characters and having to highlight differences to JM Barrie’s story all took time. It wasn’t the punchy opening we expected, but once it got going…boy did it fly!

Highlights for our young swashbucklers (6 and 9) include the dazzling special effects, the fish jokes and a wondrous projected sequence. In short, they were hooked. And that’s no surprise…this production is, after all, ship-shape!

As with last year, it’s refreshing to see another panto with an engaging plot, no egos and no smut. If you’ve been treading water with the same old shows for years, give York Theatre Royal a try. Expect plenty of flying, sumptuous sets, slick choreography and more than a sprinkling of theatrical magic.

The All New Adventures of Peter Pan flies the flag for family entertainment. Yo ho…and a bottle of FUN!

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Drop anchor and hook your tickets at https://www.yorktheatreroyal.co.uk/show/all-new-adventures-of-peter-pan/

And if you’re feeling really organised you can even book now for Jack and the Beanstalk in 2023 for more fe-fi-fabulous entertainment!

Photo credits Pamela Raith

Disclaimer: Tickets were kindly provided for this performance, however all opinions are honest and are our own.

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Leeds Playhouse, November 2022

Review originally written for The Reviews Hub

Billed as a dazzling reinvention of the successful West End production, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory flies in to Leeds Playhouse this holiday season. But is it a fudgemallow delight, or a stinking bowl of cabbage soup? The Hatter family took The Great Glass Elevator up to Leeds Playhouse last week to find out…


Based on the beloved Roald Dahl story, the plot follows young Charlie Bucket as she wins a tour of Wonka’s wondrous factory. She’s joined by four other winners, who aren’t all as gracious in accepting this golden opportunity. Personalities clash and all is not what it seems, as the lucky recipients delve deeper into Wonka’s weird world.

The ticket winners are all played by adults. From gum-chewing Violet Beauregarde (Marisha Morgan) to sausage munching Augustus Gloop (Robin Simoes Da Silva) and media-obsessed Mike Teavee (Teddy Hinde), they each bring out the worst of their despicable personalities. Kazmin Borrer’s Veruca Salt delivers a perfect portrayal of a mid-dance tantrum, and she’s the daddy’s girl you’ll love to hate. A real bad nut.

One of four children, we saw Amelia Minto in the title role of Charlie, and she absolutely excels. A rising star, Minto personifies Charlie’s unwavering optimism through poverty, and is a fantastic singer. A real highlight.

Gareth Snook plays factory owner and chocolate whizz Willy Wonka. Deliciously unhinged, he clearly relishes the eccentricities of the role. Whether he ventures too far into the dark and twisted world of Wonka’s mind is down to personal taste, but our eldest was quick to quip “This isn’t the Willy Wonka I remember!”. Comparisons to previous Depp and Wilder are inevitable, but Snook puts his own stamp on this iconic character. With strong vocals and a string of West End hits, he’s a smart casting choice and as dandy as candy.

Michael D’ Cruze is heartwarming in his portrayal of Grandpa Joe. He captures the geriatric charm of a doting grandad, and we’re all rooting for him to get to the factory.

Leonie Spilsbury’s Mrs Bucket is an unexpected treat too, with powerful vocals and a beautifully emotive rendition of Candy Man tugging on the heartstrings.

The Oompa Loompas are robots, and clearly unsettle some younger children. Our own six-year-old was spooked by these faceless factory drones. This isn’t the saccharine sweet world of Wonka you might expect, and it’s worth noting that the suggested age range is seven plus.

A live orchestra adds a real richness of sound, led by Musical Director Ellen Campbell. Fans of the 1971 film will recognise classics such as Pure Imagination and Candyman, but it’s also choc-full of new songs by Marc Shaiman and Scott Wittman. Almost Nearly Perfect stands out, and Doncha Pinch Me Charlie gets the audience toe-tapping along.

Special mention must go to Simon Higlett’s sumptuous set design. The Quarry Theatre is transformed into a world of pure imagination, particularly in the first act where we visit a towering dump, the Bucket’s shack of a house and – ultimately – the entrance to the grand factory. Steampunk looks to be an influence throughout.

Projection is perhaps overused in the second act, and in all honesty the reveal of The Chocolate Room is anticlimactic. That being said, there are some fantastically inventive multimedia tricks, but I’m glad that The Great Glass Elevator is a physical effect. I tip my top hat to illusion consultant Chris Fisher too, who conjures extra theatrical magic. There’s plenty to enchant and amaze.

Director James Brining creates a world of pure imagination, a fantastical feast for the senses. Like a selection box, there’s something for everyone…with some unexpectedly dark chocolate moments, transitions as smooth as caramel and a sweet finish. You’ll be hungry for more.

This festive season, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is a scrumdiddlyumptious alternative to a pantomime. It’ll raise your spirits faster than a fizzy lifting drink, and you’ll leave on a sugar-high of excitement.

Worth a visit? I should cocoa!

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Book your golden ticket at https://leedsplayhouse.org.uk/events/charlie-and-the-chocolate-factory/

Disclaimer: Tickets were kindly provided for this performance, however all opinions are honest and are our own.

Nativity! The Musical, Grand Opera House York, November 2022

Kicking off our Christmas shows, the Hatter family headed to see Nativity! The Musical. Pick Me Up Theatre have picked up the rights to adapt the classic film for the stage, and fill this pre-pantomime slot at Grand Opera House York.

Based on the 2009 film (one of our favourites!) the story follows primary school teacher Mr Maddens’ attempt to stage a nativity play, with hapless teaching assistant Mr Poppy both helping and hindering. A little white lie gets out of hand and soon the whole town believes that Hollywood producers are coming to film the show. The web of lies untangles, but there’s plenty of comedy and festive fun along the way!

Audiences can expect all the jokes, songs and silly situations from the film. There are new songs too, but in all honesty these are a mixed bag and some are forgettable – it’s the classics from the film that really shine. Highlights include Nazareth, She’s the Brightest Star and toe-tapper Sparkle and Shine. Out of the new songs, we especially enjoyed My Very First Day at School and the touching, Dear Father Christmas.

Gone to Coventry

It was clear from the start that Pick Me Up wouldn’t be scrimping on production values. Visually, it shone throughout, with some fabulously festive costumes and stunning sets. Clever use of scenery and props helped create everything from Madden’s living room to the headteacher’s office, Hollywood boulevard and – eventually – Coventry Cathedral.

A huge cast bring the story to life, under the helm of director Robert Readman. Large dance numbers choregraphed by Lesley Hill are full of energy and pizzazz.

Stuart Piper makes his company debut as Mr Maddens and makes for a believable primary school teacher. He has some wonderfully poignant moments as he reflects on his relationship with Jennifer Lore (Toni Feetenby) Not nearly as grumpy as Maddens-turned-Hobbit film actor Martin Freeman, he is instantly likeable and effortlessly engaging.

The comic foil to Maddens’ stoic professionalism, Mr Poppy is the classroom assistant any pupil would dream of! Silly, playful and anarchic, Jack Hooper plays him with naïve charm and bags of energy. Comparisons to the film are inevitable, but Hooper manages to stamp his own identity on the role. A real highlight for us and our two boys, the mini Hatters loved his daft impressions, funky dance moves and childlike personality.

Stuart Hutchinson’s delightfully theatrical Gordon Shakespeare – teacher at posh rival school Oakwood Academy – milks every moment, and almost ventures in panto villain territory. Speaking of villains, he even plays Herod in a rock opera and clearly relishes the role. ‘Camp as Christmas’ critic Patrick Burns (Jonny Holbeck) gets some big laughs with some fabulous lines.

In such a large cast there are too many roles to mention individually, but the whole team work together well as an ensemble spanning almost all ages.

It’s a Cracker

‘Never work with children or animals’ goes the dated old adage, but this show does both! Cracker the dog could’ve been easily omitted from the script but, no, Pick Me Up bring in an actual four-legged friend. There were shrieks of delight at the stage door afterwards where audiences could meet the cast, both canine and human.

Two teams of children shares the roles of the pupils. Our cast had bags of enthusiasm and energy, with some real aah moments amidst all the gags and funny auditions. There are some excellent singers too, with Beau Letrin as Star standing out in particular. Her confidence and vocals – even when flying high above the stage – is a treat! Jonah Haig as Ollie is a strong performer who I suspect will go on to bigger things. All the children were confident and didn’t seem phased by first-night nerves. Crucially, they all looked be having fun!

Silent Night

Unfortunately though, some lines and vocals were lost on this opening night due to a lack of microphones. With such a large cast, I can appreciate that it would be hard to effectively amplify everyone, but it’s a shame that some performers – especially the children – lost their moment in the spotlight as they fell almost silent.

Whether the production needs more floor mics, or some creative use of actors standing closer to those who do have microphones, I hope that it can be fixed as the run goes on. The live band are excellent, but they also regularly overpowered the vocals.

The only other niggle is that the shows runs long, and sometimes doesn’t feel as pacey as it should. Like a sheep in the nativity stable, it could use a little shearing. These are minor quibbles though, and the production is a testament to all the hard work and effort the team have put in.

The Gospel Truth

It’s worth noting that this is not the same professional production of Nativity! that is touring the UK. However, Pick Me Up have done an incredible job of adapting the show for the stage with a much smaller budget. Listed as an amateur production in the programme, don’t let that put you off as I’ve seen professional shows that don’t match the energy, dedication and production values of this theatrical treat. The fact that an amateur organisation can pull off such a feat is nothing short of Christmas magic.

Nativity! has that festive feel-good factor that is hard to describe, and even harder to engineer. I defy anyone to leave the theatre not humming Sparkle and Shine…oh boy is it catchy!

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Nativity! The Musical runs until December 3rd, with tickets from £22.90. Like the travelling Magi, be a wise man (or woman) and book your tickets at www.atgtickets.com/venues/grand-opera-house-york/.

Disclaimer: Tickets were kindly provided for this performance, however all opinions are honest and are our own.

Dave Gorman: Powerpoint to the People, Grand Opera House York, November 2022

Myself and Mrs Hatter went to the newly refurbished Grand Opera House York for a night of child-free comedy, with Dave Gorman’s new show Powerpoint to the People. We first discovered Dave through his books. I read Are You Dave Gorman many years ago – a hilarious account of trying to meet and photograph a full deck of cards worth of his namesake.

His Googlewhack Adventure soon followed; which saw Dave travelling around the world in search of a chain of ten Googlewhacks (two search terms that only yield only one result in the massive search engine)

Dave is now a familiar face on shows like Have I got New for You?, Taskmaster, QI and his own Modern Life is Goodish. This was our first time seeing him live on stage on though, so what did we make of it? Find out below!

Straight the (Power)Point

As the title of the show suggests, Dave makes use of technology throughout the show. There are no gimmicks or props here…just Dave, a laptop, projector and clicker. He clicks, scrolls, photoshops and green-screens his way through modern life. Topics range from being a dad, turning fifty, celebrity culture, the exact science of crisps, cryptic crosswords and how the alphabet is wrong. Internet comments become a source of japes too!

To say too much on the content of the show would spoil a lot of the fun, but I will say that it’s worth paying close attention, as there are a lot of running jokes and call-backs to earlier material. The jokes come thick and fast, but it was also interesting to note that – between the laughs – the audience are silent and hanging on his every word. A great comedian, but also a captivating storyteller.

This tour started in September, and there are a few minor blips and fumbles as Dave finds his feet with the new material. However he is so likeable and engaging, that these are entirely forgivable. It actually makes him more endearing, and the audience are very much on his side.

His childlike enthusiasm for being back on stage and his genuine warmth for the crowd helped us to feel in safe hands too. There’s no roasting of audience members here, a smattering of swears maybe but nothing especially offensive – although it’s definitely not for young children! The suggested age rating is 14+.

In it for the Long Game

At over two hours with no support act, the show is a testament to how Dave can carry an audience along with him, engage us all in a long-winded but funny prank and then swear us to secrecy. No spoilers here, but this prank bonds the audience, like we’re all part of one big in-joke!

In general the time flew by in a flurry of funnies, anecdotes and truths we can’t handle. Only a Tom Hanks routine in the second act seemed to drag, and ultimately not go anywhere, but I imagine even this will be pruned to perfection as the tour goes on.

It’s refreshing to see a tour in it’s infancy as material is still being refined, and this is still a very polished and slick show. Effortlessly engaging, he really ‘clicked’ with this York crowd.

Tickets around £30. For all venues and tour dates, visit https://davegorman.com/live/

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Disclaimer: Tickets were kindly provided for this performance, however all opinions are honest and are our own.

Guy Fawkes, York Theatre Royal, November 2022

You’d have to be living under a powder keg to not know of York’s links to the infamous Guy Fawkes. He was born in the city in 1570, baptised at St Michael Le Belfry church and attended St Peter’s School. There’s a pub named after him, and he even appears in cutlery form – Guy Forks – in my Wizard Walk of York!

His later life is now documented here on stage, in a new play written by David Reed and directed by Gemma Fairlie. Described as The Princess Bride meets Horrible Histories and Blackadder, this is the tale of the plotters conspiratorial plans to overthrow King James. But did it light up the stage or fizzle out? Find out below!

Rogues Gallery

As well as penning the script, Reed takes on the title role of Guy. Rugged and dangerous, he brings a seriousness – and later a pathos – to a role which contrasts well against the others.

Cassie Valance shines as Martha Percy, bringing some fantastic physical comedy to the stage. To begin with, she’s a kept woman and dotes on her husband, minding her p’s and q’s and not stepping out of line. Later, she joins the plotters and finds a more feisty footing. We’ve seen Cassie in Teddy Bear’s Picnic and at several Story Craft Theatre parties, and she always manages to engage an audience, whether young or old.

Oh and the frocks! There are plenty of fabulous dresses that any panto dame would covet. Speaking of dames, we loved Robin Simpson’s Manky Hardup in Cinderella last year, and so it was refreshing to see him here in such a different role. He plays Robert Catesby with excellent comic timing, and has the experience not to falter when a few things go wrong in this early showing. As Catesby’s stress levels builds, so too do the funnies!

Jamie Zubairi’s Kit adds some flamboyant fun, and Greg Haiste’s Thomas Percy reminded us of a young Rik Mayall. His downfall from almost-hero to firewood collector is a joy to see, and he wrings out every moment of jealousy.

Andrew Pollard as Thomas Winter completes the cast, and his intriguing tale of theatrical woe builds nicely. His surprise appearance in the second act is un-bear-ably good!

Slow Burner

We’ve seen many historical comedies, with two of our favourites in recent years being Le Navet Bete’s The Three Musketeers and Dracula, The Bloody Truth.

For us, the first act in particular didn’t quite reach the billing of ‘explosive comedy’. Yes there were some laughs, but they seemed few and far between amidst a lot of (gunpowder) plot. That’s not to say it wasn’t interesting or well done though, and there were still plenty of sparks flying amongst the talented cast. 

Barrel of Laughs?

Act two is slicker, and offers more ‘bang’ for your comedy buck. There are some delightfully silly moments, misunderstandings and witty to and fros, as the plotters install the barrels under parliament. It feels like the second act really lets the characters off the leash and they start to have the most fun with both the dialogue and the action.

The special effects ramp up as the show goes on too, from explosions and fire to a rogue fuse. Swordfight sequences add to the action, and are suitably exciting and well choreographed by fight director Kev McCurdy.

Plotting the Stage

Special mention must go to Carla Goodman’s work as set and costume designer. As an audience, it was easy to be transported back to 1604, with such authentically detailed staging. Whether the draughty tavern (the Duck and Drake), Catesby’s scullery or the gloomy cellar beneath parliament, the design is outstanding throughout.

Costumes stand out, and help each member of the gang really identify as individual characters. Think upper class fashion with rich bold fabrics, gems, jewels, feathers and all of the pomp and finery. Guy has that classic look you’d expect too, complete with iconic hat.

All Fired Up?

I had considered taking my eldest son (aged nine) but, even though Horrible Histories was mentioned in promotional material, I don’t think he would’ve found it pacey or engaging enough. The recommended age is 12+ as there is also some strong language. Language aside, I wouldn’t say this is a family-show, but nor is it pitched as one.

Likening the show to Blackadder and The Princess Bride led to high expectations. It’s a bold claim to reference such iconic comedies – and we didn’t feel Guy Fawkes quite reached these heady heights. However, if you’re a history buff with a penchant for parliamentary plotting, or looking for a light-hearted take on the Guy Fawkes story, you’ll most likely have…a blast! 

With tickets from £15, you won’t need money to burn either!

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Guy Fawkes runs at York Theatre Royal until November 12th, tickets can be booked via the Theatre Royal website.

Disclaimer: Tickets were kindly provided for this performance, however all opinions are honest and are our own.

Little Shop of Horrors (York Stage), York Theatre Royal, July 2022

On Thursday evening, I donned my most floral shirt and took my eldest son into York for some theatrical fun. We planted our bottoms in the Dress Circle, and prepared for York’s Stage‘s budding adaptation of the cult classic Little Shop of Horrors.

One of my favourite musicals of all time, with Seymour being something of a dream role of mine, find out what we thought below…

Oh the horror!

The story? Here’s the potted version! Seymour Krelborn works for Skid Row florist Mushnik’s, and one day finds a strange and unusual plant following a total eclipse. He brings the plant back to the shop, and tends to it’s every whim as it grows into an enormous monster.

Love-interest Audrey tries to help Seymour enjoy his success, but a sinister backstory – along with a sadistic dentist and a rather unusual plant food – turns everything from green and rosy, to a grisly horror story!

A long-running show, and a popular 1986 film starring Rick Moranis as Seymour, Steve Martin as Orin the dentist, and directed by Frank Oz of Muppets fame. If you haven’t seen it (or even if you have!) support live theatre and local talent and book for this horrifically good production. I hope I’ve done enough to plant the idea!

Mikhail Lim plays Seymour, and has plenty of naïve charm and innocence. His scenes with Audrey (Lauren Sheriston) flit from comedic to poignant, with some truly tender moments. In the second act Suddenly Seymour is a highlight, and both performers belt out the duet with gusto.

Wisely, Sheriston doesn’t imitate Ellen Greene’s iconic film performance – and puts her own stamp on the role. Somewhere That’s Green is stunning.

Crystal (Hannah Shaw), Chiffon (Lucy Churchill) and Ronnette (Cyanne Unamba-Oparah) make up the Urchins – a trio of all-singing all-dancing girls who keep the narrative flowing and lead many of the show’s fantastic songs. Whether doo-wopping their way through Da-Doo or adding tension in Suppertime, the three work together wonderfully.

Mushnik (James Robert Ball) adds plenty of comedy to the downtrodden shop-owner, and Mushnik and Son is especially fun. With less stage-time that some roles, he still manages to shine and stand out.

‘Orrible orthodonist Orin is played by York Stage newcomer Darren Lumby, who clearly relishes getting his teeth into such a fun and unhinged role. ‘Brace’ yourself for the madcap and maniacal, and a rousing rendition of Be a Dentist. What a gas!

Puppetry of the Venus…

I’ve seen several productions of Little Shop, including the off-West End performance starring Sheridan Smith as Audrey and Alistair McGowan as the dentist. In that production, the puppet was unusually different – and described by one reviewer as a ‘penis eating a Cornish pasty’. Here though, the plant is a more classic Venus Flytrap design.

Saying that, it looks fabulous and is puppeteered with panache by ensemble performers Jack Hooper, Katie Melia and Danny Western. Voicing the hungry hydrangea (wrong breed, but I like alliteration!) is Emily Ramsden – a vocal powerhouse, and the first time I have seen (or rather, heard) a female vocalist take on the tendrils. This is one of several modern twists that director Nik Briggs has implemented, bringing the 40-year-old show bang up-to-date.

Good for your little horrors?

This reviewer suggests that the show is more suited to older children and teens, and definitely isn’t for young saplings. My 8-year-old loved it, and the odd bits of colourful language seemed to go over his head. He said “The cast were brilliant, the music was outstanding and the Urchins were amazing!”

Audrey II is brutal though, as she devours her way through innocent (and not-so-innocent) citizens, and a dentist hell-bent on inflicting pain is the stuff of nightmares. However, the production is colourful and fun, and has some truly toe-tapping tunes.

A live band adds a rich and dynamic sound to the show. However, on occasions the band drowns out the performers – at times the levels could use a little pruning. A few of the songs that didn’t make the film-cut are a little forgettable too. Minor niggles in an otherwise plant-tastic show!

With tickets from as little as £15, I recommend acting like a hungry plant and snapping up seats. The team have done remarkably well, especially during an unseasonably hot week that would see even the hardiest of plants wither. York Stage have really blossomed with another fantastic production.

Long may they continue, I’m certainly rooting for them. Here are the spores…sorry, scores…on the doors!

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Little Shop of Horrors runs at York Theatre Royal until Saturday 23rd July. Book via the Theatre Royal website.

Be sure to keep an eye out for Kinky Boots by York Stage too, coming September.

Disclaimer: Tickets were kindly provided for this performance, however all opinions are honest and are our own.

Billionaire Boy, Grand Opera House York, July 2022

After a few delays and a two-year wait due to the pandemic, we finally got to sit and enjoy Billionaire Boy at Grand Opera House York. But was it a sterling effort, or did it hit a few bum notes? Find out below!

We’re no strangers to Birmingham Stage, having seen many Roald Dahl adaptations, two Horrible Histories productions and, more recently, Gangsta Granny. Another of David Walliam’s bestselling books makes the leap from page to stage here, Billionaire Boy.

The plot revolves around Joe and his Dad, inventors of Bumfresha revolutionary new toilet roll (dry on one side, moist on the other) that made the father and son duo instant billionaires. You might say…they’re rolling in it!

Toilet Humour

As you might expect from a David Walliams adaptation, the script is packed with toilet humour…everything from purple bums, fart jokes and poo talk. The young audience of course lap it up, and it never ventures too far into filth. A running gag of gross school meals only adds to the fun, with Mrs Trafe the dinnerlady churning out some truly rancid recipes. 

Emma Matthews – who again takes on a variety of roles – plays Mrs Trafe to a tea, or rather, a lunch. A real highlight, she milks every moment and belts out a twist on Food, Glorious Food.

On a Roll

A special mention must go to Jacqueline Trousdale’s fantastic set design. Teetering towers of toilet rolls turn into everything from Joe’s grand home, classrooms, a bathroom, a lamplit street and even a house party! 

The cast are just as versatile as the ever-changing set too, playing multiple roles and swapping wigs and costumes at speed. Birmingham Stage always excel in casting, and in particular the roles with adults playing children.

Joe (Matthew Gordon) and his best friend Bob (Jake Lomas) may not look like schoolchildren, but they play the roles so effectively that it’s easy to imagine that they are. They both have that youthful energy and naïve charm, and their portrayal never comes across as false.

Joe’s Dad (Matthew Mellalieu) goes from riches to rags and has some truly poignant and heart-warming moments with his son. The relationship is believable, oh and his wigs and jackets are fantastic!

Tuhin Chisti’s Raj is fun and delightfully silly, as he makes dubious special offers and hawks his out-of-date confectionary. No spoilers, but his Graph of Purple in the second half is comedy gold (or comedy purple!) Raj’s character has been criticised as being outdated and stereotypical, but Tuhin pitches him at just the right level, and never goes overboard.

Gold-digging hand-model Sapphire (Rosie Cole) is clearly after Dad’s money, and sings through an impressive wish-list of how he can buy her love. She totters around on heels, munches crisps and makes her demands in a delightfully vulgar way!

Flushed with Success

Billionaire Boy is an Olivier Award nominee, and we could see why. Our two boys (6 and 8, unusual names but it’s all we could think of!) absolutely loved it, and were gripped from start to finish. Our eldest was quick to point out the clear messages and morals…how money isn’t everything, that you can’t buy happiness…and be careful what you wipe your bum with!

We all left humming the catchy songs, and discussing out favourite moments. Highlights for us included a hovering helicopter, lots of silly songs and daft humour and an unexpectedly entertaining sign-language interpreter (we couldn’t take our eyes off her signing rude words!)

When it comes to children’s theatre, this is as fresh as…well…a roll of Bumfresh! With one son giving it 5 stars, and another 100 stars (!) I don’t think I can give it anything less than 5 overall…

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Catch Billionaire Boy at Grand Opera House York until Sunday 17th July, tickets available at www.atgtickets.com/shows/billionaire-boy/grand-opera-house-york

Look out for The Demon Dentist and other shows by Birmingham Stage at www.birminghamstage.com

Disclaimer: Tickets were kindly provided for this performance, however all opinions are honest and are our own.

Dinosaur World Live, York Theatre Royal, June 2022

I’ve always been fascinated by dinosaurs. As a young Hatter the original Jurassic Park hit the cinemas and I was instantly hooked on these ROARsome beasts. As an old(er) Hatter, I proudly display the iconic Jurassic gates and T-Rex in Lego – and it’s still my favourite film! 

Dinos make the leap from screen to stage here, with Dinosaur World Live currently touring the UK. The production has toured the US, London’s West End and theatres up and down the country for a number of years. Audiences can expect a spectacular history lesson featuring a myriad of monstrous dinosaurs…some friendly, some less so!

Etheria Chan plays Miranda, daughter of a palaeontologist and something of a wild-child herself. Her boundless energy keeps the show pacey, and she is instantly warmed-to by the young audience. Part narrator, part historian and part explorer, she works the crowd and seems to thrive off the reactions from the audience.

All your classic dinos are here, from velicoraptors, a triceratops and T-Rex to perhaps the lesser known Giraffatitan and Segnosaurus. With interesting facts throughout, Miranda does a great job of imparting the history and keeping it lively and engaging.

Walking with Dinosaurs 

The puppetry is akin to shows like War Horse or The Lion King, with cleverly articulated wearable dinosaurs alongside smaller rod and hand puppets. The creative team bring the dinosaurs to life with prehistoric precision, and it’s easy to look past the performers and believe you’re seeing living, moving creatures of the past.

Inviting children up on the stage, it’s a delight to see them react to the puppets as if real…a little nervous at first, then curious and finally intrepidly facing – and even feeding – the dinosaurs. 

D’ya think he heard us?

A word of warning for little ears…Dinosaur World Live is loud! Whether it’s the screams from Miranda or the suitably fierce T-Rex roars, there were a few tears from unsettled children. The puppets too are incredibly realistic, and jokey comments about dinosaurs eating young children only exacerbate the waterworks! 

The suggested age is 3+ but we saw much older children visibly upset, and would suggest – even on volume alone – that it’s more suited to 5 or 6 and up, but of course each child is different. Upset children were soon reassured by Miranda though, and the pace of the show meant the bigger and scarier beasts weren’t on stage too long.

Brief trauma aside, for the right age group Dinosaur World Live does a REX-cellent job of bringing the extinct back to life. And, with the recent film release of Jurassic World Dominion, dinos are the current hot topic once again…although to be honest, they never stopped being cool! Big kids too seemed to enjoy the dino-antics, and there are some truly impressive moments…with the T-Rex being, quite literally, head and shoulders above the rest.

Jurassic proportions?

Coming in a little short at only 45 minutes, we were expecting a longer show – however it’s an action packed production with plenty of variety and lots of interaction. Tickets are around £14-18 each depending on the venue, so it still represents good value compared to many shows. A shorter length may also be a Jurassic ‘Perk’ if bringing young children who get restless easily!

The meet-and-greet at the end was somewhat chaotic and rushed, but the children loved the chance to pet a baby T-Rex. At a previous performance they had another dinosaur out too though, which helped to spread the excited crowds out. 

Our 6 and 8-year-olds really enjoyed it, and picked up a few new facts along the way!

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Dinosaur World Live continues to stomp, screech and ROAR it’s way around the country. Find out more and book tickets at dinosaurworldlive.com

Disclaimer: Tickets were kindly provided for this performance, however all opinions are honest and are our own.

Magic Goes Wrong, York Theatre Royal, April 2022

Magic…going wrong? Clearly this is something that I, as The Magic Hatter, know very little about. Ahem. Ok, fine! It has happened, thankfully not too often, but hey…nobody’s perfect!

Magic Goes Wrong though relies on it all going wrong. Not just slightly but badly, catastrophically and sometimes downright dangerously wrong. And Mischief Comedy know how to do wrong…right!

Vegas duo Penn and Teller collaborated with the team, and their influence is clear. I grew up watching their television specials in the nineties, and the pair specialise in shock magic – and in exposing tired old tricks, then doing them again with a twist. This theme permeates Magic Goes Wrong; an illusion goes wrong and we see how it works, then – boom – the trick still works out, leaving the audience baffled!

The action is framed around a fundraiser for Disasters in Magic, with the acts putting on a benefit show for donations. All of the clichés of magic are here, from rabbits and doves to silk handkerchiefs and top hats. The show also takes inspiration from more modern magic too, with The Blade (Kiefer Moriarty) a spin on magicians like Criss Angel.

He risks life and limb (quite literally!) with some dangerous magic which – you guessed it – doesn’t always go to plan. His card stab (emphasis on the stab!) and water torture escape are both brilliantly done.

Sophisticated Comedy

The Great Sophisticato (Sam Hill) acts as compere, and honours his late father by performing some of his beloved routines. His dead dad was apparently crushed by magical props as his attic gave way under the strain…perhaps a wake-up call, as my own attic groans with all manner of magical apparatus!

His dove act is a real highlight, packed with productions that send feathers flying – and the subsequent clean-up is delightfully bird-brained!

Mind over Matter

The Mind Mangler (Rory Fairburn) brings mentalism to the table, with plenty of pseudo-mindreading packed with gags and silliness. Whether revealing names, colours and chosen cards or playing Russian Roulette with a broken bottle, this wannabe Derren Brown rarely gets it right but the audience are very much rooting for him to succeed.

In the second act he claims to contact a dead relative, however this routine falls a little flat and is the only dead time (pun-intended!) in an otherwise pacey performance.

German duo Bar and Spitzmaus (Chloe Tannenbaum and Jocelyn Prah) bring acrobatics, contortion, quick costume-changes and efficient German humour to the proceedings. Perhaps a nod to Siegfried and Roy, the pair add some extra variety and vaudevillian fun…watch out for that bear though!

Even as a magician myself, I’m not a big fan of card tricks, and I personally find a lot of them can be very dull and samey. However, the Goes Wrong team (along with Penn and Teller) have developed some truly quirky and unusual card reveals that make even the most mundane ‘pick a card’ trick exciting and unique. A roving cameraman and giant screen allow the performers to deliver close-up for a packed theatre audience.

Do two Wrongs make a right?

Overall, Magic Goes Wrong didn’t seem to flow quite as well as other Goes Wrong shows. I think this is largely down to the fact that the audience knows each illusion has to…well…go wrong. In The Play that Goes Wrong for example, the failings were more random and sporadic, and so there was a greater element of surprise. That being said, this was still a hilarious show – full of inventive ideas, some great magic and lots of laughs!

Is it family friendly? I’ve no doubt that much of the magic and silliness would amaze and amuse young audience members. However, there are some gory moments…with the end of the first act proving particularly grisly! No spoilers here, but let’s just say I don’t think younger audiences would have the ‘stomach’ for it. A bloody good presentation of a classic trick though!

With top-tier seats at £42.50 each this could seem like a quick way to make money disappear, with no magic wand required. However the show boasts high production values, large-scale illusions and a varied cast of characters. Magic Goes Wrong features all the razzle dazzle of a big magic show. Audiences can expect pyrotechnics, confetti cannons, a sumptuous set, fabulous costumes and a great lighting design. A magical night out!

Right, time to go and reinforce our attic…

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Magic Goes Wrong is playing at York Theatre Royal until Sunday May 1st, before continuing the UK tour.

Tickets range from £23 to £42.50 and can be booked at www.yorktheatreroyal.co.uk/show/magic-goes-wrong

Photos by Pamela Raith

Disclaimer: Tickets were kindly provided for this performance, however all opinions are honest and are our own.