Guy Fawkes, York Theatre Royal, November 2022

You’d have to be living under a powder keg to not know of York’s links to the infamous Guy Fawkes. He was born in the city in 1570, baptised at St Michael Le Belfry church and attended St Peter’s School. There’s a pub named after him, and he even appears in cutlery form – Guy Forks – in my Wizard Walk of York!

His later life is now documented here on stage, in a new play written by David Reed and directed by Gemma Fairlie. Described as The Princess Bride meets Horrible Histories and Blackadder, this is the tale of the plotters conspiratorial plans to overthrow King James. But did it light up the stage or fizzle out? Find out below!

Rogues Gallery

As well as penning the script, Reed takes on the title role of Guy. Rugged and dangerous, he brings a seriousness – and later a pathos – to a role which contrasts well against the others.

Cassie Valance shines as Martha Percy, bringing some fantastic physical comedy to the stage. To begin with, she’s a kept woman and dotes on her husband, minding her p’s and q’s and not stepping out of line. Later, she joins the plotters and finds a more feisty footing. We’ve seen Cassie in Teddy Bear’s Picnic and at several Story Craft Theatre parties, and she always manages to engage an audience, whether young or old.

Oh and the frocks! There are plenty of fabulous dresses that any panto dame would covet. Speaking of dames, we loved Robin Simpson’s Manky Hardup in Cinderella last year, and so it was refreshing to see him here in such a different role. He plays Robert Catesby with excellent comic timing, and has the experience not to falter when a few things go wrong in this early showing. As Catesby’s stress levels builds, so too do the funnies!

Jamie Zubairi’s Kit adds some flamboyant fun, and Greg Haiste’s Thomas Percy reminded us of a young Rik Mayall. His downfall from almost-hero to firewood collector is a joy to see, and he wrings out every moment of jealousy.

Andrew Pollard as Thomas Winter completes the cast, and his intriguing tale of theatrical woe builds nicely. His surprise appearance in the second act is un-bear-ably good!

Slow Burner

We’ve seen many historical comedies, with two of our favourites in recent years being Le Navet Bete’s The Three Musketeers and Dracula, The Bloody Truth.

For us, the first act in particular didn’t quite reach the billing of ‘explosive comedy’. Yes there were some laughs, but they seemed few and far between amidst a lot of (gunpowder) plot. That’s not to say it wasn’t interesting or well done though, and there were still plenty of sparks flying amongst the talented cast. 

Barrel of Laughs?

Act two is slicker, and offers more ‘bang’ for your comedy buck. There are some delightfully silly moments, misunderstandings and witty to and fros, as the plotters install the barrels under parliament. It feels like the second act really lets the characters off the leash and they start to have the most fun with both the dialogue and the action.

The special effects ramp up as the show goes on too, from explosions and fire to a rogue fuse. Swordfight sequences add to the action, and are suitably exciting and well choreographed by fight director Kev McCurdy.

Plotting the Stage

Special mention must go to Carla Goodman’s work as set and costume designer. As an audience, it was easy to be transported back to 1604, with such authentically detailed staging. Whether the draughty tavern (the Duck and Drake), Catesby’s scullery or the gloomy cellar beneath parliament, the design is outstanding throughout.

Costumes stand out, and help each member of the gang really identify as individual characters. Think upper class fashion with rich bold fabrics, gems, jewels, feathers and all of the pomp and finery. Guy has that classic look you’d expect too, complete with iconic hat.

All Fired Up?

I had considered taking my eldest son (aged nine) but, even though Horrible Histories was mentioned in promotional material, I don’t think he would’ve found it pacey or engaging enough. The recommended age is 12+ as there is also some strong language. Language aside, I wouldn’t say this is a family-show, but nor is it pitched as one.

Likening the show to Blackadder and The Princess Bride led to high expectations. It’s a bold claim to reference such iconic comedies – and we didn’t feel Guy Fawkes quite reached these heady heights. However, if you’re a history buff with a penchant for parliamentary plotting, or looking for a light-hearted take on the Guy Fawkes story, you’ll most likely have…a blast! 

With tickets from £15, you won’t need money to burn either!

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Guy Fawkes runs at York Theatre Royal until November 12th, tickets can be booked via the Theatre Royal website.

Disclaimer: Tickets were kindly provided for this performance, however all opinions are honest and are our own.

Little Shop of Horrors (York Stage), York Theatre Royal, July 2022

On Thursday evening, I donned my most floral shirt and took my eldest son into York for some theatrical fun. We planted our bottoms in the Dress Circle, and prepared for York’s Stage‘s budding adaptation of the cult classic Little Shop of Horrors.

One of my favourite musicals of all time, with Seymour being something of a dream role of mine, find out what we thought below…

Oh the horror!

The story? Here’s the potted version! Seymour Krelborn works for Skid Row florist Mushnik’s, and one day finds a strange and unusual plant following a total eclipse. He brings the plant back to the shop, and tends to it’s every whim as it grows into an enormous monster.

Love-interest Audrey tries to help Seymour enjoy his success, but a sinister backstory – along with a sadistic dentist and a rather unusual plant food – turns everything from green and rosy, to a grisly horror story!

A long-running show, and a popular 1986 film starring Rick Moranis as Seymour, Steve Martin as Orin the dentist, and directed by Frank Oz of Muppets fame. If you haven’t seen it (or even if you have!) support live theatre and local talent and book for this horrifically good production. I hope I’ve done enough to plant the idea!

Mikhail Lim plays Seymour, and has plenty of naïve charm and innocence. His scenes with Audrey (Lauren Sheriston) flit from comedic to poignant, with some truly tender moments. In the second act Suddenly Seymour is a highlight, and both performers belt out the duet with gusto.

Wisely, Sheriston doesn’t imitate Ellen Greene’s iconic film performance – and puts her own stamp on the role. Somewhere That’s Green is stunning.

Crystal (Hannah Shaw), Chiffon (Lucy Churchill) and Ronnette (Cyanne Unamba-Oparah) make up the Urchins – a trio of all-singing all-dancing girls who keep the narrative flowing and lead many of the show’s fantastic songs. Whether doo-wopping their way through Da-Doo or adding tension in Suppertime, the three work together wonderfully.

Mushnik (James Robert Ball) adds plenty of comedy to the downtrodden shop-owner, and Mushnik and Son is especially fun. With less stage-time that some roles, he still manages to shine and stand out.

‘Orrible orthodonist Orin is played by York Stage newcomer Darren Lumby, who clearly relishes getting his teeth into such a fun and unhinged role. ‘Brace’ yourself for the madcap and maniacal, and a rousing rendition of Be a Dentist. What a gas!

Puppetry of the Venus…

I’ve seen several productions of Little Shop, including the off-West End performance starring Sheridan Smith as Audrey and Alistair McGowan as the dentist. In that production, the puppet was unusually different – and described by one reviewer as a ‘penis eating a Cornish pasty’. Here though, the plant is a more classic Venus Flytrap design.

Saying that, it looks fabulous and is puppeteered with panache by ensemble performers Jack Hooper, Katie Melia and Danny Western. Voicing the hungry hydrangea (wrong breed, but I like alliteration!) is Emily Ramsden – a vocal powerhouse, and the first time I have seen (or rather, heard) a female vocalist take on the tendrils. This is one of several modern twists that director Nik Briggs has implemented, bringing the 40-year-old show bang up-to-date.

Good for your little horrors?

This reviewer suggests that the show is more suited to older children and teens, and definitely isn’t for young saplings. My 8-year-old loved it, and the odd bits of colourful language seemed to go over his head. He said “The cast were brilliant, the music was outstanding and the Urchins were amazing!”

Audrey II is brutal though, as she devours her way through innocent (and not-so-innocent) citizens, and a dentist hell-bent on inflicting pain is the stuff of nightmares. However, the production is colourful and fun, and has some truly toe-tapping tunes.

A live band adds a rich and dynamic sound to the show. However, on occasions the band drowns out the performers – at times the levels could use a little pruning. A few of the songs that didn’t make the film-cut are a little forgettable too. Minor niggles in an otherwise plant-tastic show!

With tickets from as little as £15, I recommend acting like a hungry plant and snapping up seats. The team have done remarkably well, especially during an unseasonably hot week that would see even the hardiest of plants wither. York Stage have really blossomed with another fantastic production.

Long may they continue, I’m certainly rooting for them. Here are the spores…sorry, scores…on the doors!

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Little Shop of Horrors runs at York Theatre Royal until Saturday 23rd July. Book via the Theatre Royal website.

Be sure to keep an eye out for Kinky Boots by York Stage too, coming September.

Disclaimer: Tickets were kindly provided for this performance, however all opinions are honest and are our own.

Billionaire Boy, Grand Opera House York, July 2022

After a few delays and a two-year wait due to the pandemic, we finally got to sit and enjoy Billionaire Boy at Grand Opera House York. But was it a sterling effort, or did it hit a few bum notes? Find out below!

We’re no strangers to Birmingham Stage, having seen many Roald Dahl adaptations, two Horrible Histories productions and, more recently, Gangsta Granny. Another of David Walliam’s bestselling books makes the leap from page to stage here, Billionaire Boy.

The plot revolves around Joe and his Dad, inventors of Bumfresha revolutionary new toilet roll (dry on one side, moist on the other) that made the father and son duo instant billionaires. You might say…they’re rolling in it!

Toilet Humour

As you might expect from a David Walliams adaptation, the script is packed with toilet humour…everything from purple bums, fart jokes and poo talk. The young audience of course lap it up, and it never ventures too far into filth. A running gag of gross school meals only adds to the fun, with Mrs Trafe the dinnerlady churning out some truly rancid recipes. 

Emma Matthews – who again takes on a variety of roles – plays Mrs Trafe to a tea, or rather, a lunch. A real highlight, she milks every moment and belts out a twist on Food, Glorious Food.

On a Roll

A special mention must go to Jacqueline Trousdale’s fantastic set design. Teetering towers of toilet rolls turn into everything from Joe’s grand home, classrooms, a bathroom, a lamplit street and even a house party! 

The cast are just as versatile as the ever-changing set too, playing multiple roles and swapping wigs and costumes at speed. Birmingham Stage always excel in casting, and in particular the roles with adults playing children.

Joe (Matthew Gordon) and his best friend Bob (Jake Lomas) may not look like schoolchildren, but they play the roles so effectively that it’s easy to imagine that they are. They both have that youthful energy and naïve charm, and their portrayal never comes across as false.

Joe’s Dad (Matthew Mellalieu) goes from riches to rags and has some truly poignant and heart-warming moments with his son. The relationship is believable, oh and his wigs and jackets are fantastic!

Tuhin Chisti’s Raj is fun and delightfully silly, as he makes dubious special offers and hawks his out-of-date confectionary. No spoilers, but his Graph of Purple in the second half is comedy gold (or comedy purple!) Raj’s character has been criticised as being outdated and stereotypical, but Tuhin pitches him at just the right level, and never goes overboard.

Gold-digging hand-model Sapphire (Rosie Cole) is clearly after Dad’s money, and sings through an impressive wish-list of how he can buy her love. She totters around on heels, munches crisps and makes her demands in a delightfully vulgar way!

Flushed with Success

Billionaire Boy is an Olivier Award nominee, and we could see why. Our two boys (6 and 8, unusual names but it’s all we could think of!) absolutely loved it, and were gripped from start to finish. Our eldest was quick to point out the clear messages and morals…how money isn’t everything, that you can’t buy happiness…and be careful what you wipe your bum with!

We all left humming the catchy songs, and discussing out favourite moments. Highlights for us included a hovering helicopter, lots of silly songs and daft humour and an unexpectedly entertaining sign-language interpreter (we couldn’t take our eyes off her signing rude words!)

When it comes to children’s theatre, this is as fresh as…well…a roll of Bumfresh! With one son giving it 5 stars, and another 100 stars (!) I don’t think I can give it anything less than 5 overall…

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Catch Billionaire Boy at Grand Opera House York until Sunday 17th July, tickets available at www.atgtickets.com/shows/billionaire-boy/grand-opera-house-york

Look out for The Demon Dentist and other shows by Birmingham Stage at www.birminghamstage.com

Disclaimer: Tickets were kindly provided for this performance, however all opinions are honest and are our own.

Dinosaur World Live, York Theatre Royal, June 2022

I’ve always been fascinated by dinosaurs. As a young Hatter the original Jurassic Park hit the cinemas and I was instantly hooked on these ROARsome beasts. As an old(er) Hatter, I proudly display the iconic Jurassic gates and T-Rex in Lego – and it’s still my favourite film! 

Dinos make the leap from screen to stage here, with Dinosaur World Live currently touring the UK. The production has toured the US, London’s West End and theatres up and down the country for a number of years. Audiences can expect a spectacular history lesson featuring a myriad of monstrous dinosaurs…some friendly, some less so!

Etheria Chan plays Miranda, daughter of a palaeontologist and something of a wild-child herself. Her boundless energy keeps the show pacey, and she is instantly warmed-to by the young audience. Part narrator, part historian and part explorer, she works the crowd and seems to thrive off the reactions from the audience.

All your classic dinos are here, from velicoraptors, a triceratops and T-Rex to perhaps the lesser known Giraffatitan and Segnosaurus. With interesting facts throughout, Miranda does a great job of imparting the history and keeping it lively and engaging.

Walking with Dinosaurs 

The puppetry is akin to shows like War Horse or The Lion King, with cleverly articulated wearable dinosaurs alongside smaller rod and hand puppets. The creative team bring the dinosaurs to life with prehistoric precision, and it’s easy to look past the performers and believe you’re seeing living, moving creatures of the past.

Inviting children up on the stage, it’s a delight to see them react to the puppets as if real…a little nervous at first, then curious and finally intrepidly facing – and even feeding – the dinosaurs. 

D’ya think he heard us?

A word of warning for little ears…Dinosaur World Live is loud! Whether it’s the screams from Miranda or the suitably fierce T-Rex roars, there were a few tears from unsettled children. The puppets too are incredibly realistic, and jokey comments about dinosaurs eating young children only exacerbate the waterworks! 

The suggested age is 3+ but we saw much older children visibly upset, and would suggest – even on volume alone – that it’s more suited to 5 or 6 and up, but of course each child is different. Upset children were soon reassured by Miranda though, and the pace of the show meant the bigger and scarier beasts weren’t on stage too long.

Brief trauma aside, for the right age group Dinosaur World Live does a REX-cellent job of bringing the extinct back to life. And, with the recent film release of Jurassic World Dominion, dinos are the current hot topic once again…although to be honest, they never stopped being cool! Big kids too seemed to enjoy the dino-antics, and there are some truly impressive moments…with the T-Rex being, quite literally, head and shoulders above the rest.

Jurassic proportions?

Coming in a little short at only 45 minutes, we were expecting a longer show – however it’s an action packed production with plenty of variety and lots of interaction. Tickets are around £14-18 each depending on the venue, so it still represents good value compared to many shows. A shorter length may also be a Jurassic ‘Perk’ if bringing young children who get restless easily!

The meet-and-greet at the end was somewhat chaotic and rushed, but the children loved the chance to pet a baby T-Rex. At a previous performance they had another dinosaur out too though, which helped to spread the excited crowds out. 

Our 6 and 8-year-olds really enjoyed it, and picked up a few new facts along the way!

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Dinosaur World Live continues to stomp, screech and ROAR it’s way around the country. Find out more and book tickets at dinosaurworldlive.com

Disclaimer: Tickets were kindly provided for this performance, however all opinions are honest and are our own.

Magic Goes Wrong, York Theatre Royal, April 2022

Magic…going wrong? Clearly this is something that I, as The Magic Hatter, know very little about. Ahem. Ok, fine! It has happened, thankfully not too often, but hey…nobody’s perfect!

Magic Goes Wrong though relies on it all going wrong. Not just slightly but badly, catastrophically and sometimes downright dangerously wrong. And Mischief Comedy know how to do wrong…right!

Vegas duo Penn and Teller collaborated with the team, and their influence is clear. I grew up watching their television specials in the nineties, and the pair specialise in shock magic – and in exposing tired old tricks, then doing them again with a twist. This theme permeates Magic Goes Wrong; an illusion goes wrong and we see how it works, then – boom – the trick still works out, leaving the audience baffled!

The action is framed around a fundraiser for Disasters in Magic, with the acts putting on a benefit show for donations. All of the clichés of magic are here, from rabbits and doves to silk handkerchiefs and top hats. The show also takes inspiration from more modern magic too, with The Blade (Kiefer Moriarty) a spin on magicians like Criss Angel.

He risks life and limb (quite literally!) with some dangerous magic which – you guessed it – doesn’t always go to plan. His card stab (emphasis on the stab!) and water torture escape are both brilliantly done.

Sophisticated Comedy

The Great Sophisticato (Sam Hill) acts as compere, and honours his late father by performing some of his beloved routines. His dead dad was apparently crushed by magical props as his attic gave way under the strain…perhaps a wake-up call, as my own attic groans with all manner of magical apparatus!

His dove act is a real highlight, packed with productions that send feathers flying – and the subsequent clean-up is delightfully bird-brained!

Mind over Matter

The Mind Mangler (Rory Fairburn) brings mentalism to the table, with plenty of pseudo-mindreading packed with gags and silliness. Whether revealing names, colours and chosen cards or playing Russian Roulette with a broken bottle, this wannabe Derren Brown rarely gets it right but the audience are very much rooting for him to succeed.

In the second act he claims to contact a dead relative, however this routine falls a little flat and is the only dead time (pun-intended!) in an otherwise pacey performance.

German duo Bar and Spitzmaus (Chloe Tannenbaum and Jocelyn Prah) bring acrobatics, contortion, quick costume-changes and efficient German humour to the proceedings. Perhaps a nod to Siegfried and Roy, the pair add some extra variety and vaudevillian fun…watch out for that bear though!

Even as a magician myself, I’m not a big fan of card tricks, and I personally find a lot of them can be very dull and samey. However, the Goes Wrong team (along with Penn and Teller) have developed some truly quirky and unusual card reveals that make even the most mundane ‘pick a card’ trick exciting and unique. A roving cameraman and giant screen allow the performers to deliver close-up for a packed theatre audience.

Do two Wrongs make a right?

Overall, Magic Goes Wrong didn’t seem to flow quite as well as other Goes Wrong shows. I think this is largely down to the fact that the audience knows each illusion has to…well…go wrong. In The Play that Goes Wrong for example, the failings were more random and sporadic, and so there was a greater element of surprise. That being said, this was still a hilarious show – full of inventive ideas, some great magic and lots of laughs!

Is it family friendly? I’ve no doubt that much of the magic and silliness would amaze and amuse young audience members. However, there are some gory moments…with the end of the first act proving particularly grisly! No spoilers here, but let’s just say I don’t think younger audiences would have the ‘stomach’ for it. A bloody good presentation of a classic trick though!

With top-tier seats at £42.50 each this could seem like a quick way to make money disappear, with no magic wand required. However the show boasts high production values, large-scale illusions and a varied cast of characters. Magic Goes Wrong features all the razzle dazzle of a big magic show. Audiences can expect pyrotechnics, confetti cannons, a sumptuous set, fabulous costumes and a great lighting design. A magical night out!

Right, time to go and reinforce our attic…

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Magic Goes Wrong is playing at York Theatre Royal until Sunday May 1st, before continuing the UK tour.

Tickets range from £23 to £42.50 and can be booked at www.yorktheatreroyal.co.uk/show/magic-goes-wrong

Photos by Pamela Raith

Disclaimer: Tickets were kindly provided for this performance, however all opinions are honest and are our own.

The Rocky Horror Show, Grand Opera House York, March 2022

Photo credit David Freeman

Despite our eldest son melding two musicals and saying he wanted to watch ‘The Little Shop of Rocky Horrors’ (!), myself and Mrs Hatter booked a babysitter and set out for a child-free night at the Grand Opera House York

Having not seen Rocky Horror since 2006 at the New Wimbledon Theatre, we were looking forward to this 2021-2022 World Tour production with great antici…

…pation!

“It was great when it all began…”

The show certainly doesn’t get off to a Rocky start, and opens with Science Fiction before introducing the lovestruck couple from Denton. Strictly Come Dancing winner Ore Oduba as Brad has bags of nerdish charm and a great singing voice. Partner Hayley Flaherty’s Janet plays the transition from innocence to sexual awakening perfectly, and is perfectly cast for the role.

Photo credit David Freeman

Kristian Lavercombe’s Riff Raff is as strong as ever. He was playing the role when we saw Rocky fifteen years ago…and has an eyewatering amount of performances under his belt! In fact this was his 1999th performance, he’ll cross the 2000 threshold on March 16th. An incredible feat and amazing performance all round, with a nod to Richard O’ Brien’s iconic performance but his own take on the character too. When it comes to casting, this isn’t…any old Riff Raff!

Let’s be Frank

Stephen Webb plays alien transsexual Frank N Furter. Comparisons to Tim Curry are inevitable, and I don’t think anyone could fully fill those boots (or heels) However, Webb gives a solid performance. Like a muscular Eddie Izzard, he thrusts his way through Sweet Transvestite and flirts outrageously with Brad, Janet and his man-creation Rocky. Every cheeky nod, wink and gyration is here, and he whips the audience into a frenzy. For me, Webb really shines towards the end with his powerful and emotional rendition of I’m Going Home.

Photo credit David Freeman

Ben Westhead embarks on his first UK tour as muscle-man Rocky, and is clearly having a great time. His enthusiasm brings bundles of energy to Sword of Damocles. Joe Allen plays both leather-bound biker Eddie and wheelchair-bound professor Dr Scott, with the two roles showing his versatility. Hot Patootie in particular is a blast!

Suzie McAdams (Magenta) and Lauren Ingram (Columbia) play Frank’s female servants with strong vocals and some great comedic moments. Columbia’s gas-induced hysteria in the second act seemed to go on a little too long though.

Narrator Philip Frank excels in bantering with the audience. He clearly relishes the rapport, and has a comeback for every line and quip. Some of the shows biggest laughs come from his witty asides! In previous tours, the Narrator has be filled by a number of celebrities (everyone from Nasty Nick from Big Brother, Dom Joly and Mel Giedroyc to the legendary Christopher Biggins) but Philip is a great casting choice here and the best Narrator I’ve seen.

Photo Credit David Freeman

“Truly beautiful, to behold…

Rocky is a feast for the senses, and visually the show is stunning. Hugh Durrant’s set design begins with garishly-painted flats of a car, church and castle that wouldn’t look out of place in a high-end school production.

The action soon switches to the sumptuous house (a hunting lodge for rich weirdos), hi-tech laboratory complete with sonic oscillators, and shimmering mylar curtains for the rousing floorshow.

The stage is circled by a huge film reel, a nod to the B-movies of the 1930’s that inspired the original story by Richard O’ Brien. Above the action, a rocking live band brings the score to life.

Shock Horror

As many of you know I mainly review family experiences, but this was strictly a child-free night out. The show isn’t suitable for children, although we noticed that the production has a suggested age-rating of 12+

To be honest though, we couldn’t imagine ever taking a 12-year-old! The film seems tame in comparison to the stage show and – without going into too much detail – the scenes in bed are much more suggestive than we’ve ever seen. In fact, perhaps blatant is more apt!

Photo credit David Freeman

We would suggest perhaps a 15+ rating, although of course it depends on your own children. I implore you though, if you don’t know Rocky – watch the film first to get a sense of the content and help you decide. Oh and if you’re new to it, don’t expect the story to make a lot of sense!

For the uninitiated, seeing Rocky Horror on stage isn’t a passive experience. With it’s cult following, there’s an unwritten audience participation script that the die-hard fans have no shame in shouting out. If you’re not prepared for this, the constant interruptions can seem like heckling. Don’t beckon the ushers over though; for better of worse it has become part of the Rocky vibe. It makes the show more adult too – the call-outs from the audience are, let’s just say, not so subtle!

The cast manage this well, and I’m sure they expect it, but at times it interrupts the pace and becomes annoying – especially in the more touch-a-touch-touching moments such as Brad’s Once in a While and Frank’s I’m Going Home.

Hardworking Front of House staff had a tough call to make about what crossed the line. We missed most of The Time Warp due to two women front-row centre deciding to stand up and dance…fine for finale reprise, but not during the first act. Of course, we were all too British to complain so there was much tutting, leaning and shaking of heads.

However, by the end the whole audience is encouraged to get up and dance…and we were quick to oblige and do The Time Warp too (yes, I know all the moves!)

Photo credit David Freeman

“Time is fleeting…

Rocky Horror flew by in a haze of sequins, suspenders and smut. Director Christopher Luscombe has remained faithful to what Rocky fans have to come to expect, but with new ideas that keep the 40-year-old show fresh. In a recent interview, Ore Oduba describes The Rocky Horror show as pure escapism – and it is exactly that. All the glitz and glamour of a West End show, with a sensational score and stunning design.

Tickets range from £13 to £67.50. The upper end may seem pricey but this is in line with other shows of the same size. For such a popular show with a large cast and crew, high production values and a fantastic live band, we feel it would be good value as a treat. You also don’t need top-price seats to fully experience the show in all it’s glittering glory.

You’ll be thrilled and chilled with two hours of camp, riotous, toe-tapping fun!

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Richard O’ Brien’s Rocky Horror is playing at Grand Opera House York until Saturday 19th March. Book on the Grand Opera House website

For more details and tour dates visit www.rockyhorror.co.uk/tour

Photo credit David Freeman

Disclaimer: Tickets were kindly provided for this performance, however all opinions are honest and are our own.

Treasure Island, York Theatre Royal, March 2022

We’ve always been fans of Le Navet Bete, and so far have seen The Three Musketeers, Dracula The Bloody Truth and – streamed online – Treasure Island and A Christmas Carol. This was our first time taking our two little landlubbers (our boys, aged 5 and 8) to see the motley crew of four, and we suspected they were in for a treat!

We all dropped anchor at York Theatre Royal, and prepared for a swashbuckling good time…

Barrel of Laughs

Photo credit Mark Dawson

The company bring Robert Louis Stevenson’s classic to life with an abundance of sight gags, physical comedy and nautical nonsense. There are even songs (yes, the chaps managed to hit the high c’s – musical pirate pun!) The laughs come thick and fast, whether it’s from Alexa the parrot’s technological confusion, a mermaid flopping about or Ben Gunn’s descent into island madness. His ramshackle coconut wife is delightfully nuts! And a monkey for a son? Bananas!

Designer Fi Russell’s inventive set cleverly shifts from tavern to schooner and desert island, and a hardworking stage manager ensures that everything runs smoothly. The main narrative is here, but with some inventive twists. For example, Captain Birdseye heads up the voyage, and a game of Play Your Cards Right involves the audience in a nautical wager…complete with sparkly jacket, top hat and glamorous assistant.

A underwater puppet scene opens the second act, and adds an extra dimension to the fun. Expect plenty of punny puppet names and jokes that are…well…a bit fishy!

Photo credit Mark Dawson

As with previous productions, the four actors (Dan Bianchi, Nick Bunt, Al Dunn and Matt Freeman) play a variety of roles. The cast swap wigs, costumes – and sometimes genders – quicker than you can say ‘shiver me timbers’. Everything is ship-shape and as slick as a freshly-mopped poop deck…it’s clear the the cast and crew have honed the show to near pirate perfection.

We first saw this production online during lockdown and, whilst we enjoyed it, it wasn’t an (eye) patch on seeing it live!

A Shore Bet

So how did our two younger crewmates fare? New to Le Navet Bete, they didn’t know what to expect, and their only prior experience of Treasure Island featured Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy. Muppets aside, they were gripped by the production last night. I knew our eight-year-old would enjoy it, but wasn’t sure it would hold the attention of our five-year-old. However, he was transfixed and it was worth the late night!

The company suggest the show is suitable for ages 7+ and, whilst this isn’t strictly children’s theatre or a pantomime, I would say it’s visual and entertaining enough for children and adults alike.

There was a very enthusiastic school group in last night who whooped and cheered with delight! Highlights for that group, roughly ten to twelve-year-olds, were the moments of toilet humour and the more adult gags…although it never got more smutty than The Jolly Todger and some risqué dancing! One boy behind me exclaimed, “This is definitely not PG!”. In reality though, it was fairly family-friendly except for a few mild swears and suggestive moments – although these went over our five-year-old’s head.

Photo credit Mark Dawson

Writer and director John Nicholson has created another hit with Treasure Island, and the cast camaraderie works just as well as ever. We enjoyed Le Navet Bete’s other shows more, but this could be because we had already seen Treasure Island online so knew what to expect (and many gags rely on the element of surprise) Perhaps not as faithful to the story as Dracula too, but nonetheless this is a great night out.

A rip-roaring riot of arrrrr-some entertainment…yo ho and a bottle of FUN!

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Treasure Island runs until this Saturday at York Theatre Royal, and tickets are available on the Theatre Royal website.

We highly recommend you see Le Navet Bete as they set sail on their UK tour. To find out more visit lenavetbete.com

Disclaimer: Tickets were kindly provided for this performance, however all opinions are honest and are our own.

We Will Rock You, Grand Opera House York, February 2022

Back in my drama school days I worked at a theatre near The Dominion, which was showing We Will Rock You at the time. Front of house staff said they would sometimes get complaints from theatregoers after the show, who were expecting to see the actual group ‘Queen’.

One disgruntled customer was also annoyed that Freddie Mercury wasn’t there (!) So, to clarify, this production features neither. I never got to see the show in London though, and was excited to review the UK tour of Ben Elton’s smash hit production. Despite the stormy weather I wasn’t Caught in a Landslide, and made it safely to the 7.30 performance.

Don’t Stop Me Now…

…I’m having such a good time. And I was, this show is a rip-roaring romp through twenty five Queen songs. All the hits you can expect are here, largely unchanged but some with modern twists – think ‘Internet Gaga’ over its analogue equivalent for example. In fact, modern references are abundant in a show that has been on the go for 20 years.

It’s clear that the script is freshened up from time to time, with nods to musicians both older and more recent, and the still-timely references to Covid (including a brilliant gag I won’t spoil!)

There are some powerhouse vocalists in the cast, and a live band gives added oomph and energy. The chemistry between Galileo (Ian Mcintosh) and Scaramouche (Elena Skye) works well, and their duets are stunning. Both performers excel vocally, although occasionally Scaramouche is overshadowed by the band. An issue with sound levels more than ability though.

A Killer Queen (Jenny O’ Leary) heads up the corporation and seeks to stamp out free-thinking Bohemians along with Khashoggi (Adam Strong) They clearly relish playing the villains, and thankfully never quite step into panto baddie territory. Special mention must go Michael McKell as ‘Sir’ Cliff Richard – who I’m glad gets his own solo in the second act. Another fantastic voice, and great comic timing too.

One Vision

The set is mainly digital, using large video screens behind a metal bridge which allow the cast to use multiple levels to great effect. Set pieces are rolled on and off to create everything from Globasoft headquarters to a ramshackle den of Bohemians.

The only thing that perhaps dates the show is the quality of the 3D animations – looking like something from an old Nintendo 64 game at times. I wasn’t sure though if this was a conscious design choice, or simply that the animated sequences hadn’t been updated since the show’s launch in 2002.

Is it family show? There were quite a few children in on this Wednesday evening performance, which was half-term for some parts of the country. There’s the odd bit of ‘bad language’ and a few sexual references – some blatant and some more Innuendo.

You (Brian) May want to introduce them to the hits of Queen first if they’re not already fans too as I’m not sure the plot alone would be enough for those unfamiliar with the source material. However, the show is highly visual and packed with theatrical eye-candy – including a brilliant lighting design by Rob Sinclair and Luke Rolls.

On the subject of plot, the story seems like a vehicle to connect up the songs – but actually I found it was really effective. Briefly, the show takes place in a dystopian future where rock and roll is a long lost relic and Globalsoft rule the airwaves or, rather, internet channels. Think Mad Max meets The Matrix, to a rocking soundtrack.

The themes of sticking it to the man (and woman), following your dreams and rebelling against the expectations of society all ring true here. It’s a narrative that’s tongue-in-cheek at times, and poignant at others – switching between witty pop culture references and moving tributes to Freddy and the gang.

Value for money? Tickets range from £13 to £41.90 and – being a spectacular show – you don’t necessarily need to sit in the higher-priced tiers to enjoy it. The prices seem justified for such a popular show with a large cast and crew, full band and stunning costumes, wigs and production values throughout. Even in a smaller venue, the show felt like it was West End quality, but at touring prices. The whole production works like a well-oiled musical machine, there isn’t a missed beat or dropped note to be heard.

Even though it was over two hours and forty minutes with an interval, the pace was generally slick and it was over in a Flash (woah-oh!)

My plea…don’t leave before the show has actually finished. I was Slightly Mad to see some people scurry off when they thought it had ended, perhaps keen to beat the rush and get out the car park before everyone else. However, they missed a fantastic encore and one of the highlights one of the entire show.

Also, ironically for a show about how our generation is always glued to the internet and our phones, I was surprised to see a lady sat in front of me – a generation older than I am – taking photos and videos, despite a clear announcement and being asked to stop by vigilant staff. The cast deserve your full attention, although I noticed she was unwittingly on selfie-mode half the time anyway!

Can you do the Fandango? No!

This audience clapped and cheered, but thankfully none were up dancing in the seats or crooning along karaoke-style (except when the cast encouraged it) It’s more show than concert, and that’s made clear from the start with an announcement asking people not to sing along. The shows builds to a rousing finish though, and by then the audience are itching to join in with what eventually becomes one big rock concert.

A live band, the hits you know and love, a sensational cast and all the production values of the West End. If you go Ga Ga for Queen on the radio, don’t wait for the Hammer to Fall…get on your Bicycle and book today!

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You can catch We Will Rock You at The Grand Opera House until Saturday 19th February. Book tickets at www.atgtickets.com/shows/we-will-rock-you/grand-opera-house-york/. Tickets range from £13 to £41.90

The Show Must Go On…tour! And it does. To find out where it’s playing next visit www.queenonline.com/wwry/uk_tour

Disclaimer: Tickets were kindly provided for this performance, however all opinions are honest and are our own.

Gangsta Granny, Grand Opera House York, February 2022

Along with Mrs Hatter and our two mini Hatters (five and eight) we took another trip to the Grand Opera House York, this time to review Gangsta Granny based on the bestselling children’s story.

I’ve seen Birmingham Stage Company many times before, from their Roald Dahl adaptations to numerous Horrible Histories shows. This is the first time I’ve seen them take on the works of Walliams though. So what did we think? Find out below!

Gran Turismo

It quickly became clear that is a fairly faithful retelling of the beloved book. For those unfamiliar, Ben visits his Granny every Friday evening and soon finds out that she has a secret…and that their time together is going to get a lot more exciting!

Isabel Ford as Granny has that balance of sweet old lady and mischievous gangster down to a (cabbage) tea. She also plays the poignancy of Gran’s illness sensitively too, with some truly touching moments in an otherwise silly show. If your child has experienced loss and doesn’t know the original Walliams story, it might be worth preparing them.

Whether buzzing around on her mobility cart, scuba diving, escaping hospital from a rooftop ladder or dishing out the Murray Mints and farting at will, I thoroughly enjoyed her performance.

Justin Davies plays grandson Ben expertly too. Adults playing child roles can often feel false, but Davies has that innocence, and it’s clear that the young audience warm to him quickly. His ill-prepared dance sequence was painful to watch, and intentionally so!

Strictly Speaking

Irfan Damani plays shopkeeper Raj, complete with outrageous special offers and out-of-date confectionary. Some might feel that the character is out of date too, and in Walliam’s books he has been criticised, but the role didn’t feel overly-stereotyped here. Later, Damani returns as the fabulous Flávio, and works the Strictly crowd with every shimmy, shake and hair flick.

With a large cast, there are too many members to mention individually here but the whole ensemble work brilliantly together. There is no weak link and they certainly didn’t give a lesser performance with an unfortunately small audience.

With less bums on seats, the atmosphere of a big buzzing crowd wasn’t there and so some moments fell flat. This is no reflection on the show itself though, and I think largely down to the fact that it was a school night. I’m sure subsequent performances will be fuller, and the cast, crew and creative team deserve more!

What a Gas

The show is packed with toilet humour, from talk of hairy bums to cabbage-induced farting…and even a royal who needs a pardon! Granny doing naked yoga gets a big laugh too! This approach is a safe bet for the target audience, and the kids (and big kids!) went wild for it.

Cabbage is a recurring theme and prompts many ‘eurghs’ and ‘ewws’ from young audience members. A dream sequence with dancing cabbages and soup slurped from a giant spoon, is as silly as it is surreal.

Gran about the Town

A special mention must go to Jacqueline Trousdale’s ingenuous set design. The stage is transformed into everything from a living room, bedroom, hospital, newsagents, dance studio, busy motorway, the Thames and the Tower of London.

Townsfolk seamlessly swing the set into place, opening hidden doors and pulling out panels to reveal props. Expect police offers, delivery drivers, doctors, nurses, milkmen and even a lollipop lady…all changing scenes through the magic of dance! These energetic transitions help keep the show pacey, especially as the plot itself seemed fairly gentle until the heist sequence.

That’s not to say the story is boring though; our two boys were gripped throughout. However the show isn’t action-packed and laugh-out-loud throughout either.

The narrative is engaging, and it’s a delight to see how the story unfolds. A highlight for was me was a sequence with Gran telling Ben stories from her past, which included elephants (cleverly done!), Russian soldiers and even a bear attack.

Anyone who knows me, personally or professionally, knows I love puns – so a gag-packed dance costume sequence was also a hit. Quickfire wordplay with increasingly outrageous outfits, what’s not to like?!

Whilst perhaps not as fast-paced as some of Birmingham Stage’s previous shows, fans of the book and TV adaptation will enjoy the familiar story and flatulent fun. Neal Foster directs a show with more polish than the Crown Jewels…a right royal riot of entertainment.

We look forward to Billionaire Boy in July!

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Hop on your mobility cart and scoot along to the Grand Opera House to catch Gangsta Granny until Sunday 6th February. Tickets from £13.

Gangsta Granny, Billionaire Boy and several Horrible History shows are currently touring the UK, with The Demon Dentist coming soon too. For more details visit the Birmingham Stage website.

Disclaimer: Tickets were kindly provided for this performance, however all opinions are honest and are our own.

Eric and Little Ern, York Theatre Royal, February 2022

I’m a big fan of classic comedy, and there’s no denying that Morecambe and Wise were two of the greats. Sadly I never got to see them perform live (I’m only 21, or thereabouts!), but this was a close second. Here’s what I thought of Eric and Little Ern at York Theatre Royal

What do you think of it so far?

Rubbish! Except it wasn’t, quite the opposite in fact. I can say unreservedly that the show is sensational and, as my friend said last night, it will stay with you for a long time. I often felt like I could be watching the original duo, a feeling that actually made me emotional at points. That poignancy comes from the tribute that Jonty Stephens and Ian Ashpitel as Eric and Ernie bring to the show.

This is a love letter to a golden age of comedy, and the casting and direction simply could not be better.  

Expect wordplay, puns, jokes, slapstick, silliness and a smattering of innuendo. Expect Mr Memory (“Arsenal!”), Grieg’s piano concerto, the ice-cream van, the scenes in bed, and even a version of the kitchen routine…albeit without flying toast and grapefruits. It’s all here. 

The sketches are broken up by special guest act Sinead Wall (“A lovely fella, wahaay!”) Her rendition of Sondheim’s Send in the Clowns is a touching close to the first act, even with Eric and Ern clowning around behind her. Later she is permitted to sing a song uninterrupted, and I’m glad she gets more time to shine. 

Gottle of Geer 
A ventriloquism routine packs a punch with lots of gags, one-liners and an unfortunate but hilarious time delay. It’s one of many routines that Morecambe and Wise fans will be more than familiar with, but is delivered with impeccable timing and every joke intact.

In fact, having shown my two boys the original routine this morning, I noticed a few new gags in the stage show that add an extra dimension.

On the subject of new material, I’m relieved that references to other comedians and musical stars weren’t updated – and it helped solidify the illusion that we were watching the original stars. There are mentions of Des O’ Connor, Barry Cryer and various other names from yesteryear. 

The only thing that jarred slightly was hearing Eric and Ernie talk about their website and social media channels at the end. However, I don’t begrudge them the promotion – and the more people that know about this brilliant show the better!

In the Bag
A highlight for me was the classic paper bag gag, a moment of visual magic and silliness with an invisible ball and a brown paper bag. Again, the timing is so precise and so honed here that it’s an absolute joy to see performed live. 

On that note, it’s such a rare treat nowadays to see classic, inoffensive comedy live on stage. I can only compare it to Morecambe – The Play I saw a few years ago, with Bob Golding playing Eric. Whilst that featured some sketches and routines and was thoroughly enjoyable, it was also biographical and focused more on Eric’s life, with Ern only appearing in puppet form. 

Morecambe plus Wise makes for the perfect union in this show; the two have great chemistry onstage and bounce off each other brilliantly. All the turns, nods and asides are here, and the gentle jibs, slaps and farce you would expect. 

Eric and Little Ern is an affectionate homage to two masters of British comedy. The show conjures warm memories of their TV specials, and is polished to perfection. The audience last night lapped up every minute, often joining in with punchlines and songs, and with many on their feet at the end.

Ben Elton put it best when he said “I never thought I’d see Morecambe and Wise live…I think I just have!”

My verdict? Five stars. Well worth seeing, and guaranteed to bring you sunshine! 

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Eric and Little Ern is currently touring venues across the UK. To find out more visit www.ericandlittleern.co.uk

Disclaimer: Tickets were kindly provided for this performance, however all opinions are honest and are our own.