Unfortunate: The Musical Parody, Grand Opera House York, June 2024

Unfortunate: The Untold Story of Ursula the Sea Witch, started life as a one-hour Edinburgh Fringe parody. The production is now a smash hit, and receives rave reviews throughout the extensive UK tour. Created by Leeds-based Robyn Grant, the show is a celebration of all things LGBTQI+

Hot on the (high) heels of York Pride, Unfortunate docks at the Grand Opera House York. But is everything ship-shape, or does it sink to the depths?

First up, this ain’t The Little Mermaid folks. The recommended age is 16+ for strong language, partial nudity and sexual themes throughout. There’s more than a smattering of smut, with songs about…well…I can’t even say here. In short, it’s not for kids but ideal for a fabulously fun child-free night out!

The show tells the (fishy) tail of queer icon Ursula, the villainous sea witch we all love to hate. This origin story takes us back to her early days when life…sucked. She’s a toilet cleaner in the murky depths.

Hook, Line and Sinker

Like a fish on a hook, we were quickly reeled in by the brash humour, colourful staging and camp shenanigans. The writing is witty, and the songs oh-so-catchy.

There’s puppetry too, with a hideous assortment of deep sea dwellers in the song We Didn’t Make it to Disney. It’s nautical nonsense in the best possible way!

Shawna Hamic plays Ursula, a formidably fierce villain who’s delights in tricking Ariel. Hamic wrings every nuance out of the role, and dominates the stage in a sea of tentacles and black leather. Incredible vocals and stage presence to boot, she’s the ultimate Ursula and a delight to behold.

Cry me a River

Drag fans will recognise River Medway from the 2021 series of Ru Paul’s Drag Race UK, and here Medway plays the naïve – and horny – Ariel. With a grating Essex accent, she plays the dumb redhead with superb comic timing. As ‘Speechless Lady’ she mimes her way through the second half, and carries the role with brilliant expressions.

Gone is the cod-Jamaican accent for Sebastian…here the castanet-clicking crab is from County Cork. Sebastian is an under-used character – and there’s no parody of Under the Sea – although Dart has time to shine as French chef Collette, and one half of ‘Gay Eeels’ Flotsam and Jestom.

Eric (Jamie Lawson) hits all the right notes, both figuratively and on his beloved flute. He is the perfect himbo to Ariel’s bimbo!

Like a young Boy George, Thomas Lowe is our Triton – complete with spandex and a mop of bleach blonde hair. He hams up the role and belts out the ballads to perfection!

It’d be shellfish not to mention the rest of the cast, and none of them flounder. This is truly an ensemble piece, and many performers play a dazzling array of roles. Julian Capolei is listed as Grimsby, but he also wows as Vanessa in Ursula’s shapeshifting attempt to woo the Prince. Hot Girl Summer is a pure drag-fest, complete with slut-drops, twerks n’ all.

Special mention to Kirsty the Sea Cucumber Princess too, the best vegetable-based royalty I’ve seen in a long time.

A-Band-on-Ship

Musical director Arlene McNaught leads the live band. Whilst this adds a real depth of sound, the levels aren’t always balanced. Especially in the pacier songs, many of the lyrics get drowned (also a sea pun) out, so we miss some o’ the funnies which is…unfortunate. Still, a good excuse to listen to the soundtrack!

Find your sea legs and book to experience this sensational show. To describe it using one word that I’m not sure even exists…TENTACULAR!

Unfortunate runs at Grand Opera House York until Saturday 15th June, tickets available from £13 here.

The show sets sail for Bromley next, and you can check all tour dates at https://unfortunatemusical.com/

Disclaimer: Tickets were kindly provided for this performance, however all opinions are honest and are our own.

The Animal Guyz, York Theatre Royal, June 2024

We followed our animal instincts all the way to York Theatre Royal to review The Animal Guyz! Billed as a fast-paced theatre show with visual effects, music and comedy – the company’s goal is to help the audience learn through laughter…

The brainchild of creator Craig Crowton (centre), it’s clear that Craig is passionate about the animal world. It’s inspiring to see that production, school tours and holiday park shows raise a lot of money for various animal charities too.

Opening with dinosaurs seems unnecessary and jars with the theme a little, especially as there are several other shows entirely dedicated to our Jurassic friends. I guess it’s a crowd-pleaser for the kids, however once the dinos are left in the past, the show truly finds it (furry) feet…

All Creatures Great and Small

Soon, animals come thick and fast in all shapes and sizes. Far too many to list, but you’ll see everything from a towering giraffe to a lazy sloth, giant turtle, orangutang, badger, penguin and even a pangolin…complete with licking tongue! There are no live animals here but a variety of costumes and puppets instead, often with a video of the real deal played behind.

Children are encouraged to participate throughout, initiated by a pre-show explanation of exactly how to join in, and how there are no real rules. This opening spiel is refreshing; many children may not know how to join in – and about it being ok to clap, laugh and cheer. Covid will have restricted visits to live performances for many children growing up, so this reminder is useful.

With permission to go wild, expect kids (and big kids!) howling like wolves, monkeying around and even dancing in the aisles. The promise of prizes soon turns the audience feral, and leads to plenty of extra cheering and frantic waving!

Kicking up a Stink

There’s toilet humour too, which gets squeals of delight. Our youngest (7) particularly enjoyed the flatulent walrus, and the squirting skunk – although to be more inclusive of the whole audience, we’d have loved some water pistols in the Dress Circle, not just down in the Stalls. It can be disappointing to see the frantic fun unfold and not be involved in it.

Fascinating facts are relayed by the highly enthusiastic cast and as part of video projections. I came away learning lots of new things, and my sons were eagerly sharing their favourite facts all the way home. Our eldest son (10) was quick to Google pangolins afterwards, and was alarmed at how quickly they’re disappearing.

The production is underpinned by a theme of conservation and a genuine care for animals and their welfare. There were some unexpectedly poignant moments; in a particular a tribute to Steve Irwin and a song set to images of endangered animals. Our eldest commented afterwards ‘It’s got me thinking, if I was able to vote I would choose a party that do things for the environment….’ so it obviously struck a chord.

Things don’t become preachy, but instead we’re encouraged to ‘do one thing’ to make a change – such as buying a packet of seeds and throwing them in the woods, or leaving water out for thirsty hedgehogs.

At eighty minutes without an interval, it’s a good length for children and keeps the pace with it’s multimedia approach, varied animals and interactive elements.

If you like animals and interactive fun, and you want to support some great causes with your ticket purchase, then check out the tour schedule at www.theanimalguyz.com/theatre-tour

Disclaimer: Tickets were kindly provided for this performance, however all opinions are honest and are our own.

Tess, York Theatre Royal, May 2024

Last night we went to see Tess at York Theatre Royal, with the classic novel adapted with circus skills and physical theatre by Ockhams Razor.

A Little Horse-Play

In truth, I didn’t know the story of Tess of the D’urbervilles. Suffice to say, it’s not an uplifting and heart-warming tale. The story follows 16-year-old Tess as she strives to help her impoverished family, and looks at the struggles and harsh life-lessons she encounters along the way, from the men and society who treat her so poorly.

The performers draw out the humanity of the characters through their physical performance. They make every movement seem effortless, displaying immense strength, focus and a real synergy with each other. Actors leap, tumble and twirl with ease – and manipulate planks of all shapes and sizes to create the ever-changing set.

Especially impressive is the structure of a house, slotted together before our eyes then lifted in one gigantic piece – and instantly strong enough for the actors to scale up and down. Set designer Tina Bicat works a special kind of magic.

Milking It

Although the source material is bleak – and the performance doesn’t shy away from this – there are a surprising number of lighter moments throughout the show too. A highlight is a sequence with maids milking cows. Shall I tell you how it’s done? Pull the udder one!

Joshua Frazer’s skills with a golden hoop are truly breath-taking too, skilfully manipulating it to spin inside it or send it whirling around the stage. It’s accompanied by a haunting sound, and the sound design throughout is first rate.

At points the music is subtle and understated, and barely heard over the slight squeaking of shoes and gently-landed thuds. Elsewhere it is brash and dramatic, punctuating the darker moments with severe crashes and gut-wrenching screeches. In an ideal world I would’ve preferred this played on live instruments rather than recorded, but I appreciate this isn’t always feasible.

On the subject of sound, in such a physical piece Hanora Kamen is only amplified by floor mics. This does unfortunately mean that, despite a stellar performance, she can be difficult to hear at points – even from the first few rows of the Dress Circle.

I would normally mention other performers by name, however this is such an ensemble piece that the whole cast almost work as one. All are incredible.

Circus of Horrors

The circus elements never feel twee or shoehorned in, they lift this unhappy tale and add a fresh and modern twist. This style of interpretative movement-based theatre won’t be everyone’s cup of tea but it’s a powerful form of storytelling and has the audience gripped here.

There is some particularly unsettling physicality in parts which made me feel uncomfortable – but that is absolutely the point. The inner turmoil of Tess’ experience shown so starkly through physical movement is inspired, and invites the audience to really immerse themselves in the performance.

Bold, inventive and beautifully realised.

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Tess continues it’s UK tour with Bristol next, find all tour dates at https://ockhamsrazor.co.uk/tour-dates

Disclaimer: Tickets were kindly provided for this performance, however all opinions are honest and are our own.

Sister Act The Musical, Grand Opera House York, May 2024

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head? Sister-matic! Now that old joke is out the way, on with the review…

Nun’s the Word

Sister Act follows the story of club singer Doloris Van Cartier. Witnessing her gangster boyfriend shoot a man, she suddenly finds herself hiding out undercover in a convent whilst waiting to testify in court. This un-convent-ional nun has a lot to learn about the sisterhood, but soon uses her vocal talents to raise the (church) roof, both figuratively and financially.

Landi Oshinowo play Doloris. Can she sing? Oh sister! Oshinowo belts the showtunes, and is a vocal powerhouse throughout. Comparisons to Whoopi Goldberg are perhaps inevitable – and it’s a tough act to follow – but she makes the role her own and has plenty of sass.

Back in the Habit

Coronation Street icon Sue Cleaver returns to the stage after thirty years, to play Mother Superior. She brings a real warmth to the role and has great comic timing, a smart casting choice! Cleaver switches seamlessly from comedy to the desperate frustration of Dolores’ unholy influence on the straight-laced sisters.

Extra comedy ensues from the gaggles of nuns – ranging from the very old to to cranky, timid and, later, funky. Isabel Canning excels as over-eager evangelist Sister Mary Patrick. Canning is a ball of biblical energy and her enthusiasm is infectious. Sister Mary Robert (Eloise Runette) delivers a beautiful rendition of The Life I Never Led, and we really share in her joy at finally being let loose.

Alfie Parker’s Eddie Souther or ‘Steady Eddie’ gets some of the biggest laughs, and is the underdog we’re all rooting for. The romantic subplot between him and Deloris feels a little tacked on, but I Could be That Guy is sensational and has a very clever costume change.

Divine Inspiration

Morgan Large’s clever set design revolves around a huge stained glass window, lit to change in more colours than Joseph’s coat. Altar boys whisk set pieces on and off to transform the space from everything to a seedy back alley and nightclub to the nun’s cloisters, a police station and more.

The pace seems a little sluggish in the second act, and some of the songs are forgettable. Sadly, film favourites such as I Will Follow Him are missing, however this might be down to licensing rights. Niggles aside, the production builds to a satisfying finale and has many audience members on their feet and dancing in the aisles.

Overall this is a slick and polished show with production values worthy of the West End. Led by musical director Tom Slade, the live orchestra sounds divine and really lifts the score. The large cast work tirelessly and we’re treated to some tight choreography and strong vocals.

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Get thee to a nunnery (or The Grand Opera House Box Office) and book your tickets now! Sister Act The Musical runs in York until Saturday 11th May, booking at https://www.atgtickets.com/shows/sister-act/grand-opera-house-york/

Further tour dates and booking links at www.sisteractthemusical.co.uk

Disclaimer: Tickets were kindly provided for this performance, however all opinions are honest and are our own.

Blue Beard, York Theatre Royal, February 2024

Last night we ‘opened the bloody door’ of York Theatre Royal, and attended Blue Beard by Wise Children. Not knowing what to expect, we weren’t quite prepared for the powerful and emotive performance that followed…

I won’t give much away in terms of plot, but the story is a heady mix of betrayal, grief and dark humour. Don’t let the word children in the company ‘Wise Children’ mislead you…this is no family show. Expect explicit language, violence, sexual themes, blood and raw emotion. The age guidance is 14+

The entire cast are absolutely first-rate – strong performers, musicians and vocalists. This is truly an ensemble piece but I would like to mention Katy Owen as Mother Superior, and how well she switches between a darkly comedic role to an outpouring of raw unfiltered emotion. A stunning performance throughout.

As a magician, I was intrigued by the portrayal of Blue Beard as a man of magic. More Greatest Showman than Paul Daniels, he searches for his next assistant and wins over the unsuspecting females with his intoxicating charm. This flamboyant conjuror cuts a sharp image in his burgundy suit, and Tristan Sturrock relishes each moment of the role. Every single performer is given plenty of time to shine, and they all shine brightly.

Blue Beard is a feminist piece of theatre that explores various themes such as a grief, and every woman’s story of feeling unsafe at one time or another. My wife said she felt a real camaraderie as the cast shared their stories, their fears and their strength – and that this was a wholly unifying experience. As a male audience member, I didn’t feel as though the production was villainising men but rather highlighting the fact these things, sadly, do happen and that many woman feel like they don’t have a voice or the courage to speak up.

Technically the show is a triumph, everything is slick, polished and well choreographed. The sound is rich, and the talented actor-musicians add a real depth. All kinds of instruments feature from live piano, harp, bass and acoustic guitar. Unlike some productions, the sound is crystal clear and the levels well balanced.

Every aspect of this production is meticulously planned. The set is simple but effective, and has a flavour of vaudevillian theatre. Trunks and magician’s cases transform into wardrobes, and even a well-stocked refrigerator. The lighting design is sensational too, casting shadows and silhouettes or helping to conjure a vibrant cabaret atmosphere.

The costumes range from plain clothes and unassuming coven habits to a brilliantly designed Pierrot clown. When the nun’s habits are later removed, we see plain jeans and t-shirts…as if these people could be anyone. And that, I think, is entirely the point.

Emma Rice’s company innovates both on and offstage. I was pleasantly surprised to see the usual paper programme replaced with a QR code to scan, and that the entire backstage crew shared the bows with the cast at the end. The musical adaptation works well, and the songs range from catchy to poignant and heartbreaking.

We both left feeling a little shell-shocked, blown away by the powerful nature of the piece and the incredible storytelling and performances throughout. Despite challenging topics, love is an overriding theme too – whether the love of two sisters, mother and daughter, brother and sister or man and wife.

What really struck me was how deathly silent the entire audience was during some of the most evocative moments. Not a single cough, shuffle or murmur. This is the power of great theatre, and Wise Children had us hanging on every word. Breathtaking.

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